tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85401844136374706412024-03-13T07:59:09.151-07:00XXX Marks The PlotPorn Plots: You know the stuff that comes between the sex scenes.X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.comBlogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-80753304981930042772016-02-18T07:27:00.000-08:002016-02-18T07:27:01.340-08:00CHEESECAKE COVER - I'm In The NUDE For LOVE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-58082530595959253632016-02-15T11:01:00.002-08:002016-02-15T11:01:23.647-08:00A COLLECTION of SEX RELATED LPs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I didn't mean to start another collection...I swear I didn't...but if 3 makes a collection, I have already passed that point, mostly due to thrift stores. My first find was the above LP - <span style="color: red;">Making Love</span> - that I found at a Miracle Hill Thrift Store.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">The next LP, <span style="color: red;">Lessons in Love</span>, was scored at another thrift shop, but I can't remember which one, but this made 3 and started the collection. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">And finally (so far), I found <span style="color: red;">The Way To Become The Sensuous Woman</span> at another Goodwill Thrift Store.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">So, that's my unintended collection so far of erotica LPs, but who knows what oddball vinyl record I'll turn up in another thrift or estate sale to add to my unintended collection. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Update: Found the below at Salvation Army in Greer, SC</span><br />
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X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-60746542046307535612014-07-04T14:59:00.000-07:002014-07-04T14:59:28.680-07:00OFFICIAL BAD TEACHER PARODY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Having never seen Bad Teacher, I can't really compare <span style="color: red;">Official Bad Teacher Parody</span> directly to that film, so this review is based like this is an original movie instead of a parody. The acting is all above average and I got quite a few laughs from the parts between the sex scenes. And therein lies the problem, there are five L-O-N-G sex scenes of approximately 20 minutes each in this 111 minute movie. If you do the math, you can see that only leaves about 11 minutes for the plot, which also has to include setting up for the sex scenes (which leads to a couple of set ups being basically "Let's Fuck"). Too bad, since this could have easily ranked as one of the better XXX comedic movies, as it stands, I can only rank this a C+ and a lot of that has to do with the acting ability of the cast. </span>X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-46186672972426745642014-03-02T17:15:00.000-08:002014-03-02T17:18:24.850-08:00THIS AIN'T STAR TREK 3<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">It's always a crap shoot with an Axel Braun movie, sometimes you get a good parody (<a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2012/02/spider-man-xxx-parody.html" target="_blank">Spider-Man</a>, <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2012/11/superman-xxx.html" target="_blank">Superman</a>, <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2010/05/cheers-xxx-parody.html" target="_blank">Cheers</a>, <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-aint-star-trek.html" target="_blank">This Ain't Star Trek</a>), some that are just ok (<a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-aint-star-trek-xxxx-2-butterfly.html" target="_blank">Star Trek #2</a>) and some that make you wish you were watching something else (<a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2012/11/dark-knight-xxx.html" target="_blank">Dark Knight</a>, <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2009/11/lettermans-nailin-palin.html" target="_blank">Letterman</a>). <span style="color: red;">This Ain't Star Trek 3</span> falls into the latter category. This movie really should be listed as a vignette rather than a plot driven feature film. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The scant plot has Kirk (Evan Stone) being beamed back to The Enterprise, but due to a time twist he winds up on an earlier version of The Enterprise, where he meets his younger self played by Michael Vegas. With a running time of 104 minutes, which includes 5 long sex scenes, <span style="color: red;">This Ain't Star Trek 3</span> has <u>VERY</u> little time for any type of storyline or plot development. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Maybe all the effort went into making effects for the 3-D version or maybe it was decided as long as you stick the words "<i>Star Trek</i>" on the box, you'll have a guaranteed built in audience. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: red;">In Her Head</span> is David Stanley's homage to Alfred Hitchcock, with many of the film shots, the paranoid storyline, and the music cues recalling the famous director's work. Lexi Belle has stolen a briefcase full of cash....or has she? The owners of the briefcase, The Twins (Tati and Taylor Russo), are after her....or are they? Evan Stone plays Lexi's supportive husband who can't quite decide for himself if his wife is crazy or is she really on the run.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Jonathan Morgan inherits an old house and a pile of money from his late grandfather. In the basement, Morgan and his girlfriend Serenity find a time machine and while having sex they inadvertently send the time machine back to the old west. Since the directions were left behind, they wind up visiting different eras of time while trying to get back home. Of course this sets up sex scenes during different parts of history. Besides the Old West, there are scenes with American Indians, Romans, futuristic aliens, and prehistoric people. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The amazing part of <span style="color: red;">The Time Machine</span> is that it never lost sight of the part of the plot about trying to get back home. Even though each stop has its own story, the continuity of the main storyline is kept intact throughout the complete film. Add in LOTS of humorous lines, even if some are corny, and the pleasant fact the sex scenes only run around 12 minutes and you get a winning combination. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The only drawback to <span style="color: red;">The Time Machine</span> is lousy audio. It always seems audio is the least concern with any XXX production, but the audio in <span style="color: red;">The Time Machine</span> is particularity bad, it's like they only had one stationary microphone. I'm going to knock off a little bit for the sound problem but <span style="color: red;">The Time Machine</span> still earns a well deserved A-</span></span>X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-16714622945538025402013-11-17T13:53:00.000-08:002013-11-17T14:07:33.988-08:00BATGIRL XXX<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Riddler, Harlequin, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, and Catwoman. The Joker lays down her plan for domination of Gotham to the group of baddies and then has Harlequin (Amber Rayne) give The Penguin (Ron Jeremey) oral sex. No apparent reason, it was just time for some type of sex scene in the movie. Which brings us to the next sex scene, Vicky Vale (Aiden Starr) was kidnapped when the baddies were broken out of the Arkum Asylum. She has her mind clouded by The Scarecrow so she will have sex with The Riddler (Seth Gamble). Another non-nonsensical sex scene added into the film....I mean how does poor Scarecrow feel about having to set The Riddler up and while he himself is banished from the room.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Batman splits his trio of crime-fighters up by sending Robin and Batgirl to different locales to check on things. When Batgirl arrives at the commissioner's office, she finds her dad tied up by Poison Ivy (Phoenix Marie) and Catwoman (Aurora Snow). They agree to let him go, if Batgirl will have sex with them. Of course, she agrees.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The Joker has released some type of toxin into the water, supply of Gotham, which makes anyone who drinks it sex starved. The example we see here are citizens played by Alec Knight and Lexi Belle, who both literally fuck themselves to death. Next, we see Robin bludgeoned to death by The Joker and Batman swearing to revenge his death. Before Batman and Batgirl leave to find The Joker, Batman tells Batgirl that all of her training, including sleep deprivation and water-boarding, still may not have prepared her for their fight with The Joker....so finally the mystery of who kidnapped Batgirl at the first of the movie is cleared up. This is all pretty strange knowing that Batman could have just told Barbara he wanted her to join him, since she was eager to be a crime-fighter in the first place. I guess Batman aka The Dark Knight <u>REALLY</u> does have a dark side. Speaking of Batman, in <span style="color: red;">Batgirl XXX</span>, he is portrayed mostly as the Batman/Dark Knight version, but strangely, Batgirl is straight out of the 1960's TV show. Strangest of all is the last scene in the film, which is a shot of two office towers falling...they fall and the movie is over, setting up for a sequel. Using basically the 9/11 tragedy to close out a porn movie, just didn't work for me (and I'm not all that politically correct) and made me want to ask the director Sinister X (Rob Black)...<i>What the hell were you thinking</i>!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Even with this last faux pas and the shaky tied together plot, Batgirl XXX manages to be somewhat better than your average modern day XXX parody. This movie doesn't have a mainstream counterpart, so it's really not a parody, unless you count the TV show. One thing that elevated this film was the acting. There really wasn't anyone weak in their parts, so I'm just pointing out those who were outstanding: Tom Byron has really come into his own in the acting department over the last few years. Evan Stone, as usual, understands his role and commits to it entirely. Lizzy Borden, taking her cues from the late Heath Ledger, is outstanding as The Joker. A little tighter, logically plotted, storyline could have elevated this film to excellent status, as it stands, I grade it a solid B.</span></span>X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-19123276260908634852013-11-10T19:20:00.000-08:002013-11-10T19:39:20.032-08:00A LITTLE BIT of HANKY PANKY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A blast from the past, <span style="color: red;"> A Little Bit of Hanky Panky</span> has a host of famous porn stars: Ginger Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Jamie Gillis, Bunny Bleu, and Jerry Butler. As far as the plot goes, it was almost non-existent. It seems a pair of couples are camping out and unbeknownst to all but one of them, there are a sex games happening on the island where they're staying. This creates some situations that, without the characters or the viewer having this knowledge, border on pedophilia and rape...actually it doesn't just border on rape, since Jerry Butler's character is listed as Rapist. Of course, later in the movie when this knowledge is revealed things don't seem<b> <i>quite</i></b> as creepy as they originally appeared.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">My introduction to XXX movies happened during the golden age of porn films. <span style="color: red;">A Little Bit of Hanky Panky</span>, being from that era, has very short sex scenes. This is a good thing in my opinion, some modern XXX movie sex scenes are so long they become uninteresting. <span style="color: red;">A Little Bit of Hanky Panky </span>isn't the greatest classic porn film, but it is still very enjoyable and well worth watching. I grade this one a high C+</span></span>X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-3658366241460967212013-11-09T20:12:00.001-08:002013-11-09T20:17:19.562-08:00FAMILY GUY - THE XXX PARODY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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great parody from Lee Roy Myers. There's not much of a plot, it mainly revolves around the guys all wanting to get laid. The story is driven more by a series of jokes, which</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> could have come straight from the TV show, the writing is that good.</span></span></span></span>
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exception of Anthony Rosano as Peter. While Rosano, as usual, does a good
job of acting, the cheap fat pillow he wears is very distracting. I
imagine this was the hardest role to cast, since if Myers had cast
someone truly as fat as Peter on the animated series, then people
would probably be turned off. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Aurora
Snow as Lois not only looks the part, but her acting as Lois is
spot-on. The other standout actor is James Deen, who throws himself wholeheartedly into portraying Quagmire. </span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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will depend on how much you enjoy the animated series, If you're a fan of Family Guy, you should get a kick out of this parody. If you hate Family Guy, I can't see you enjoying this film. Since I like the animated series, I got a lot of laughs out of <span style="color: red;">Family Guy XXX</span> and rate it B+.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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deviates enough </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">(including changing the ending)</span></span> from the original mainstream film, that it makes this movie more of a re-imagined version. Since this is the second
of two Halloween parodies I've watched, most comments will be a comparison of the
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">James Bartholet takes on the Dr. Loomis part and is ok in the role, but pales in comparison to Marcus London as the same character in <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2013/10/halloween-xxx-porn-parody.html" target="_blank">Halloween XXX Porn Parody</a>. To Bartholet's credit, he does "ham" up his part, making his role reminiscent of Donald Pleasant in the original mainstream film.The main trio of females Laurie, Annie, and Lynda are here played by Chanel Preston, Dana Dearmond, and Lexi Belle (oddly Lexi also plays Lynda in <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2013/10/halloween-xxx-porn-parody.html" target="_blank">Halloween XXX Porn Parody</a>). This movie ages the trio to young adults with jobs, rather than students and there is no babysitting going on in this film.</span></span><br />
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The locale of a quiet suburban neighborhood threatened with a killer is
done away with, instead the main house in <span style="color: red;">Official Halloween Parody</span> is set high above any other houses.
There's no closet scene, and there's even a tacked on scene at the end, mainly added to enable another sex scene to be included in the movie. To their credit <span style="color: red;">Official Halloween Parody</span> actually plays things
more for laughs than horror, with most of the humor coming through
Bartholet's role; and they did spend the extra money and get a good Myers
mask, one thing that <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2013/10/halloween-xxx-porn-parody.html" target="_blank">Halloween XXX Porn Parody</a> failed at. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> I had previously seen two of director Gary Orona's other movies: <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2011/08/official-psycho-parody.html">Official Psycho Parody</a> (A-) and <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2012/01/official-friday-13th-parody.html" target="_blank">Official Friday The 13th Parody</a> (B+), with those two as background viewing, I was excited to see another Orona production. Unfortunately, <span style="color: red;">Official Halloween Parody</span> turned out to be what looked like a cheap, quickly made production. Maybe it was rushed to get into the market two months before <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2013/10/halloween-xxx-porn-parody.html" target="_blank">Halloween XXX Porn Parody</a>. Whatever the reason, there's nothing special about this one and it barely rates a C. This was a major disappointment after seeing Orona's other two highly rated parodies. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">A few twists in the plot had to be made to include additional sex scenes, where no sexual situations existed in the original version. First there is a creation of a relationship between the nurse and Dr. Loomis as they are on the way to pick up Michael Myers from the mental institution, cue sex scene. The other added plot point comes near the end of the movie, where Laurie thinks the person under the ghost sheet is the boyfriend of Lynda and she has sex with him, only to find out it was really Michael Myers. Both these scenes fit flawlessly into the plot, even though the Michael Myers ghost sheet sex scene stretched the boundaries of believability. </span></span><br />
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Alexis Texas as Miss Teschmacher, James Deen as Jimmy Olsen, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss,
Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Ben English, Dick Chibbles,
Eric Masterson as the evil Lex Luthor and directed by Axel Braun.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><u>The Plot</u>: a re-imagined porn version of the 1978 Superman movie with an<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>opening that's fairly close to the original movie as Zog, Ursa and Non are sentenced to The Phantom Zone with Zog yelling "Your heirs will kneel before me". The movie then skips over Superman as a youngster and goes straight to Clark Kent (Ryan Driller) flying to Metropolis to get a job at the Daily Planet. Flying the plane is Evan Stone with his co-pilot Alec Knight. Flight attendant Lexi Belle comes to check on them to see if they need anything. Being porn this, of course, leads to the first sex scene, which is only kept interesting by Evan Stone's ad-libbed (I'm assuming) comments. Returning to the plot, the plane blows an engine and is saved by Superman.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Next up we are at the Daily Planet and Perry White (Will Ryder) is obsessed with getting photos of the "flying man". Clark Kent has been hired as the new reporter and shortly after his arrival, Lex Luthor (the always great Eric Masterson) takes over the TV airways to let everyone know he has sent a rocket to destroy Metropolis. There's a funny bit here about Clark trying to find a place to change into his Superman costume. Superman catches the rocket and sends it soaring into space, where it blows up The Phantom Zone, releasing Zog and his two cohorts. This is actually a plot point that was discarded in the original production of Superman. </span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">It seems Jimmy Olsen (James Deen) had talked the receptionist (Khristina Rose) into having sex with him before the city was destroyed. Once Superman destroys the rocket, Deen has to convince Rose there is a second rocket on the way which sets up the film for its second sex scene. James Deen not only made a great nerdy Jimmy Olsen, but he and Khristina provided the hottest sex scene in the movie.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Next scene up is Lex Luthor and Miss Teschmacher (Alexis Texas) as Lex frets that he can't destroy Metropolis until he destroys that man in red underwear. Miss Teschmacher tells Lex he needs to relax and unwind and when he agrees that's a good idea, this leads to the third sex scene of the movie. Eric Masterson was delightful, as always, as Lex and since he not only had to act but also have sex, I think that one ups Gene Hackman any day!</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Zog, Ursa and Non drop from space to Earth and in a comedic bit of aliens not understanding (think 3rd Rock or Mork), they think The Daily Planet is the seat of Earth's government.When they arrive at the newspaper office and want to know who is in charge, Perry tells them Lois (Andy San Dimas) is the head writer. They assume that's the name of the World Leader and force Lois to kneel before Zog....cue next sex scene.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">After that sex scene, Superman comes to the rescue and sends the villains back to The Phantom Zone. Superman tells Lois he'll see her in the news, but he shows up later on Lois' balcony, echoing the same scene from the original film. After taking Lois flying, the movie has its final sex scene with Superman and Lois. As Superman flies off, we find that Lex and Miss Teschmacher have been spying on the couple. Lex comments he has found Superman's one weakness (Lois) setting up for a sequel which I really hope happens, since <span style="color: red;">Superman XXX</span> was such a good production.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><u>The Plot</u>: Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs" with most of the lead roles switched from male to female.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> : Calling this a parody is really misleading since at least 95% of the dialogue in <span style="color: red;">Rezervoir Doggs</span> is lifted straight from "Reservoir Dogs". Since the majority of the mainstream movie takes place in a warehouse it made for an easy set for the porn version. The production itself resembled what it would be like if your community theater put on their own version of "Reservoir Dogs"....well, except for the addition of sex scenes (unless you have a really avante garde local theater).</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Most of the acting is passable, but the real standout in<span style="color: red;"> Rezervoir Doggs</span> is Tom Byron in the role of Joe. He's so good, he could have easily played the role Lawrence Tierney had in the original film. Byron is really the only reason to see <span style="color: red;">Rez<span style="font-size: large;">er</span>voir Doggs</span> other than the curiosity of seeing what <span style="font-size: large;">"</span>Reservoir Dogs" would have been like with a primarily female cast and hardcore sex scenes. I grade the movie C-, I grade Tom Bryron A+.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The Plot: A supposed parody of The Dark Knight, the movie instead draws from different elements of The DC Universe. I guess I could say kudo's for trying to come up with something original for the XXX parody<span style="font-size: large;">;</span> but for me, after <span style="font-size: large;">a terrific opening scene, <span style="font-size: large;">the rest of the movie just<span style="font-size: large;"> couldn't del<span style="font-size: large;">iver the goods.</span></span></span></span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">: While <span style="color: red;">The Dark Knight XXX</span> starting promisingly with a long (almost too long even for me) plot with Batgirl being exposed as Barbara Gordon </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">by The Joker (Brendon Miller being even creepier than the late Heath Ledger) </span></span></b>in front of her father, Commissioner Gordon (Tom Byron
in a role that will probably be unappreciated, but he did a great piece of acting in his minor role). The Commissioner is stripped and placed in a cage naked and forced to watch his daughter have sex with The Joker to win his freedom. After the sex scene, The Joker shoots Batgirl in the back, I think mainly so the porn line, "I guess she took two in the backside" could be included.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">If I had to put my finger on what the problem was with<span style="color: red;"> The Dark Knight XXX</span>, I think it was the short running time of 91 minutes. With five sex scenes, this left little time for any type of story development (a requirement in a porn feature for me) and what plot there was seemed to be a hodge-podge of ideas that never coalesced into a coherent story. The reason I'm not grading <span style="color: red;">The Dark Knight XXX</span> any lower than I am is because of four things: the opening scene, Tom Byron as Commissioner Gordon, Dani Jensen's Poison Ivy costume, and Dani Jensen giving an outstanding sex performance in the film. These few elements allow me to keep <span style="color: red;">The Dark Knight XXX</span> from being graded below average and giving it a grade of C-</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The Plot: Joanna Angel's take on the classic Universal film Frankenstein with a little Bride of Frankenstein thrown in for good measure.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">: I rented <span style="color: red;">Fuckenstein</span> mainly because it had Joanna Angel and James Deen and they always seem to<i> actually</i> enjoy having sex with each other. To my surprise, this turned out to be an enjoyable romp through the old horror classic.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Even though I am sure some lines were ad-libbed, <span style="color: red;">Fuckenstein</span> still had a well written, intelligent script (in other words, the plot made sense) with a great sense of humor. At a running time of approximately 60 minutes, the plot and the sex both had to move along at brisk pace helping <span style="color: red;">Fuckenstein</span> outshine many of the big name parodies out today. And come on, who doesn't want to hear James Deen gleefully, maniacally yelling "It's Alive, It's Alive". I grade <span style="color: red;">Fuckenstein</span> B+ </span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The Plot: The first three Rocky movies are rolled into a two plus hour (143 minutes) porn re-imagined version.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">: While not the greatest of parodies, <span style="color: red;">Rocky XXX</span> is certainly better than some of the quick cash-in parodies floating around. Anthony Rosano (who I've seen in way too many parodies) shows his <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">impressionistic</span> ability in</span> copying Stallone's Rocky.<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>Andy San Dimas makes a pretty good Adrian....until she takes here clothes off and we see<span style="font-size: large;"> San Dimas'</span> tattoos which in no way fit <span style="font-size: large;">with the shy <span style="font-size: large;">character of Adrian <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">who</span></span> she is portraying</span></span></span></span>. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: red;">Rocky XXX</span> hits enough of the high points of Rocky 1-3 to make a credible parody. Ron Jeremy even manages to play his non-sex role as Paulie straight without his usual "wink" to the camera. The sets are very minimal, but thankfully do not detract from the story. All in all not a bad parody and I grade it a C+. If I could only have figured why it had "<i>A Parody Thriller</i>" in the title I might have graded it a notch higher.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">The Plot: With Ellie Mae as his assistant, Jethro decides to become a casting director for the movies and he gets his own casting couch. Once Granny catches on to what's been going on, she heads back to the hills with the rest of the family following close behind her. There's also a subplot about Ellie Mae being used by a rich playboy to enable him to get at Jed's money.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">If I hadn't known beforehand that <span style="color: red;">Beverly Hillbillies XXX</span> was made by Ryder, I would have just thought it was just <span style="font-size: large;">made by </span>someone who showed a lot of promise and might make a good feature/parody in the future. The fact that it was Ryder and he put out a movie with such a slapdash look and boring sex scenes makes me grade this one C-. </span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">The Plot: porn movie based on Ridley Scott's Gladiator</span></b></div>
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<span style="color: red;">This Ain't Jaws XXX</span> starring Lily Labeau, Danny Wylde, Phoenix Marie, Rocco Reed, Alexis Ford, Jayden Cole, Darcy Tyler, Dale DaBone, and Evan Stone. Written and Directed by Stuart Canterbury.<br />
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<b>The Plot:</b> Porn's take on Spielberg's Jaws.<br />
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: This is your average modern day spoof, with enough elements between the LONG sex scenes to be reminiscent of the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_%28film%29" target="_blank">Jaws</a>. There's very little here to recommend this movie other than Evan Stone's portrayal of Quint. Evan, as he usually does, "gets" his character. His strongest acting is always best when he can "ham it up", which he certainly does in <span style="color: red;">This Ain't Jaws XXX</span> (I guess you have to add the "XXX" to differentiate it from some movie called "This Ain't Jaws"...as Foghorn Leghorn would say "That's a joke son").<br />
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The only other redeeming qualities of <span style="color: red;">This Ain't Jaws XXX</span> are the lovely Lily Labeau was among the cast and the set decorations were done extremely well (Set Construction is credited to XXX Ray - no relation to Mr. X-Ray). I watched the 2-D version, so I can't comment on the 3-D aspects of<span style="color: red;"> This Ain't Jaws XXX</span>, but this version definitely rates a <b>C</b>.<br />
<br />X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-20585533015420325702012-05-06T15:45:00.000-07:002012-05-06T15:45:51.943-07:00MONIQUE ON THE SLY<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQSgj1pmC_1zPhz4XGE72pEVOjMB780p4QhKN4Vf4OdS63mnxTgVFSj894XfUL6y466FTwadNkXOJFXV8rPC3Edw-kKPAEx8J4s_tdeDX5ClSNvfdZTqR46SFj3uTm044nFkilryR1pmA/s1600/2012-03-23_160621.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5723186528834760594" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQSgj1pmC_1zPhz4XGE72pEVOjMB780p4QhKN4Vf4OdS63mnxTgVFSj894XfUL6y466FTwadNkXOJFXV8rPC3Edw-kKPAEx8J4s_tdeDX5ClSNvfdZTqR46SFj3uTm044nFkilryR1pmA/s320/2012-03-23_160621.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 221px;" /></a><span style="color: red;">Monique On The Sly</span> starring Monique Alexander Lexi Bardot, Steven St. Croix, Tommy Gunn, Azalea Lee, Franko Del Toro and directed by Paul Thomas<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Plot: </span>non-existent with a skimpy storyline.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEite17hHSa73xnUm10ixfWYTJiHcsRMI8MiG3lqEawJKmt_rnfUd9oCpkXt3g70NY-6nQXMwqtpIsJcMnbrY773NKxtNslC9HXua52Nk3wWEgoz8F0zwjYswOXb0YeW49Xxc-0-0dWU5Do/s1600/xraytiny.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5723189732425185618" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEite17hHSa73xnUm10ixfWYTJiHcsRMI8MiG3lqEawJKmt_rnfUd9oCpkXt3g70NY-6nQXMwqtpIsJcMnbrY773NKxtNslC9HXua52Nk3wWEgoz8F0zwjYswOXb0YeW49Xxc-0-0dWU5Do/s320/xraytiny.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 31px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 95px;" /></a>:<span style="color: red;"> Monique On The Sly</span> was characterized as a feature, but it's really just five sex scenes tied together with the weakest, and I mean weakest, connection to each other. I'm a fan of Monique's (pre-implants), but I was majorly disappointed in this movie. Monique can carry a plot driven movie, especially if it's light comedy, plus keep the sex scenes interesting, but this movie failed in both aspects. I could lay these problems at the feet of Paul Thomas, but I know he's more than capable of making a plot driven adult film. Instead, I'm blaming Vivid for making a movie that would appeal more to gonzo fans and marketing it as a feature. I grade <span style="color: red;">Monique On The Sly</span> a D.<br />
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<br />X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-76216722703464348792012-05-05T13:38:00.000-07:002012-05-14T16:25:05.290-07:00CAPTAIN AMERICA XXX<div style="font-family: inherit;">
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<span style="color: red; font-size: small;">Captain America XXX</span><span style="font-size: small;"> starring Evan Stone, Charley Chase, Ashli Orion, Jacky Joy, Sean Michaels, Juelz Ventura, Alec Knight, Jennifer White, Dane Cross, India Summer, Bill Bailey, Tara Lynn Foxx, Lizzy Borden, Scott Lyons and directed by Sinister X (Rob Black)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I personally thought Evan Stone was miscast in the titular role. While I'm a big fan of Evan's, I think he's much better in a role where he can "ham it up". In <span style="color: red;">Captain America XXX</span> he had to play it straight and it just didn't work for me, plus I felt he was just a little bit too short for the role.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">The one reason I can think of to recommend this movie is India Summer's portrayal of Sarah Palin, it ranks right up there with Tina Fey's and Julianne Moore's. Speaking of Palin,</span><span style="color: red; font-size: small;"> Captain America XXX</span><span style="font-size: small;"> did a thorough job of "giving it" to the Republican Party and The <strike>Tea-Baggers</strike>....OOPS, I meant Tea Partiers. So, if you've got Right leaning political tendencies, this movie is probably not for you. I would normally grade this a C, but due to Summer's Palin, I"m upgrading it to a <b>C+</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: red;">Carpool </span>starring Kaylani Lei, Kylie Wilde, Nicole Sheridan, Nikki Rhodes, Renae Cruz, Marcus London, Evan Stone, Alex Sanders, Dane Cross, Herschel Savage, Niko and directed by Jonathan Morgan<br />
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<b>The Plot: </b>On the ride to work each member of a carpool discusses what they did over the weekend.<br />
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: As each carpool member tells their story, we get a flashback to their sex scene. A good set up for a vignette style movie. There's nothing really that great in <span style="color: red;">Carpool</span>, on the other hand, it is does have very competent actors plus the humorous writing of Jonathan Morgan. The sex scenes are of the modern day "way too long" variety. As far as your enjoyment of this movie, I think it will rely on how much feature porn you watch. If you've seen a lot, you'll find this just an average film. If you're newer to feature porn, you will probably be much more pleased. I grade it <b>C+</b>X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-66932261366228554592012-02-12T07:46:00.000-08:002012-02-12T07:49:28.887-08:00SPIDER-MAN XXX: A PARODY<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrQjMNovFknwUdLvNaj__NNyw7shYBN7N2LuhcEC4b2W4QcnNaaVFPFdUa6j3P6sx2pKq5mplD60fEhjwmWe1_vgB49QGI78elRb4hJKk_hmPif8XYARK7E6o5dEZlZ6BPjSN42B2Sqw0/s1600/2012-02-07_193650.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrQjMNovFknwUdLvNaj__NNyw7shYBN7N2LuhcEC4b2W4QcnNaaVFPFdUa6j3P6sx2pKq5mplD60fEhjwmWe1_vgB49QGI78elRb4hJKk_hmPif8XYARK7E6o5dEZlZ6BPjSN42B2Sqw0/s320/2012-02-07_193650.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706595713716888546" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX: A Parody</span> starring Xander Corvus, Sarah Shevon, Tyler Knight, Tara Lynn Foxx, Dick Delaware, Capri Anderson, Ash Hollywood, Seth Dickens, Brooklyn Lee<br />Non-sex roles: Lily LaBeau, Blyth Hess, Rob Black, Peter O’Tool, James Bartholet, William Bibbiani (of Geekscape), Michael Vegas, Shylar Cobi and directed by Axel Braun<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Plot: </span>Spider-Man vs. Electro<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU7SRobeUYmWgnKenYWNEfvPeaXLyNoYh1Q_DPDyaR-NP0tu-lMeIwWSmClm0SbC53EGHRDsJbDEe6Kdoe45ZJyTklWX90ybkm2ftmAMUMfBffWCT9UGlkgJQlCP7bZzq14o2Sz2DYdN0/s1600/xraytiny.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 95px; height: 31px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU7SRobeUYmWgnKenYWNEfvPeaXLyNoYh1Q_DPDyaR-NP0tu-lMeIwWSmClm0SbC53EGHRDsJbDEe6Kdoe45ZJyTklWX90ybkm2ftmAMUMfBffWCT9UGlkgJQlCP7bZzq14o2Sz2DYdN0/s320/xraytiny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706596755422360626" border="0" /></a>: I really liked Xander Corvus as the titular character in <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX</span> . I thought he made a better Spider-Man than Tobey McGuire. More great casting in <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX</span> was Capri Anderson as Mary Jane, Rob Black as Jonah Jameson and Peter O'Tool as The Kingpin. Casting correctly always helps a film, but the cast also has to be able to act and there's not a weak actor in the bunch (although Peter O'Tool did falter briefly in one of his scenes). Kudos to Xander Corvus who did an outstanding job of acting, not only as Peter Parker, but also when costumed as Spider-Man.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5II2uyMZA0a4YNcyxfxvApANjV0WxEtVOhVTL8SPmGg3p9Jgt6L2c-TDIsS4tb05m2vo9Lh13d47uNJSmfhg4rRqal-3x9dfW1uEuyJQz9ZGlWFmA9o5QY2Q7clqT4VYFl6QF_29XcF0/s1600/2012-02-11_231303.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5II2uyMZA0a4YNcyxfxvApANjV0WxEtVOhVTL8SPmGg3p9Jgt6L2c-TDIsS4tb05m2vo9Lh13d47uNJSmfhg4rRqal-3x9dfW1uEuyJQz9ZGlWFmA9o5QY2Q7clqT4VYFl6QF_29XcF0/s320/2012-02-11_231303.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5708097471227312946" border="0" /></a><br />I found it interesting <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX</span> seemed to be picking up the story line between the first and second <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spider-Man</span> movies, since Peter Parker attends the funeral of Norman Osborn (The Green Goblin) and Doctor Octavious (Doc Ock) shows up at the very end of this film (a nod to<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Spider-Man 2</span>). This allowed Axel Braun to create his own arc in the world of the Marvel Universe. Braun appears he may have his eye on creating more smash-ups of porn/Marvel, since the movie makes note of The Avengers, Black Widow (Hawk-eye's girlfriend) and Captain America.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQLmbCMUMd6UezdrzcficlcowQfdnHlfLmZubsG8ESRVc_kZdu4atHw_WGFqcPBVLgsKOxxytY9nW_pCP-cJvekvHxGmXz_ivVFy_B74nxEA_rVzbhOzy-W3jgfIlBHwTvSk_Yu5G5iS4/s1600/2012-02-11_232746.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 155px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQLmbCMUMd6UezdrzcficlcowQfdnHlfLmZubsG8ESRVc_kZdu4atHw_WGFqcPBVLgsKOxxytY9nW_pCP-cJvekvHxGmXz_ivVFy_B74nxEA_rVzbhOzy-W3jgfIlBHwTvSk_Yu5G5iS4/s320/2012-02-11_232746.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5708101290602043874" border="0" /></a><br />There were a few minor problems with <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX</span>: The special effects are pretty good in the movie with the exception of Spider-Man flying from building to building - which looked like something taken from an older video game; Tyler Knight was fine in his role, but unfortunately someone decided to spray a light top layer of gray on his hair and it just made him look odd; and several scenes in the movie had background music which overpowered the dialogue. The main flaw with <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spider-Man XXX</span> was the LONG sex scenes breaking up the flow of the narrative. The movie runs approximately 100 minutes with 80 minutes given over to sex scenes and 20 minutes to the plot. Even a 50/50 split between sex and story would have elevated Spider-Man XXX to a classic XXX parody. With the few minor flaws mentioned above, I'm still grading Spider-Man XXX an<span style="font-weight: bold;"> A-</span> and it deserves that grade, if for nothing else, the porn version of the famous upside down kiss between Spidey and Mary Jane....which of course plays out a little different in<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Spider-Man XXX</span>.X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540184413637470641.post-74222972773595008952012-02-04T18:50:00.000-08:002012-02-04T19:04:08.523-08:00BLIND DATE<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVrzZMM2TRSuVbcjAG928Vy4u9BPEMucDF1iaD6tgNdS8bJsPxM-Kax9DpTU2n3fNNXixwBkButHJNI-m0Q_c_ms3t1Bb7D0fW9fiWSqbuT33C5410dnVY3YIQ6Y-KCF1fqCp9ZqHZZCA/s1600/blinddate.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVrzZMM2TRSuVbcjAG928Vy4u9BPEMucDF1iaD6tgNdS8bJsPxM-Kax9DpTU2n3fNNXixwBkButHJNI-m0Q_c_ms3t1Bb7D0fW9fiWSqbuT33C5410dnVY3YIQ6Y-KCF1fqCp9ZqHZZCA/s320/blinddate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702905246321382226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blind</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Date</span> starring Kaylani Lei, Kris Slater, Randy Spears, Alektra Blue, Stormy Daniels, Barrett Blade, Briana Blair, Brynn Tyler, Brendon Miller, Alexa Nicole and directed by Stormy Daniels (who also makes a non-sex cameo in the movie).<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />The Plot: </span>To insure a promotion at work Kris Slater agrees to a blind date with the boss's daughter, Kaylani Lei. Neither Kris or Kaylani are very excited about the date, since they both have just ended bad relationships. They really hit it off and things are going great...until their exes show up to make the<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span>blind date turn into one disaster after another.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPtws1uS9d7r_Xq7AcyZb6DbxCulvu_UXbV5VGTeIWKxNFWqE2WTUSAJeLyNeo-R0jRUP9CvBCK52FGpFnZG_2N0Nug-NjM_Hs5JBgQsTE25zqqhVxBlJQMPfpO-Wa5PncfEx_QR7mf2U/s1600/xraytiny.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 95px; height: 31px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPtws1uS9d7r_Xq7AcyZb6DbxCulvu_UXbV5VGTeIWKxNFWqE2WTUSAJeLyNeo-R0jRUP9CvBCK52FGpFnZG_2N0Nug-NjM_Hs5JBgQsTE25zqqhVxBlJQMPfpO-Wa5PncfEx_QR7mf2U/s320/xraytiny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702906312564408946" border="0" /></a>: Stormy has become a pretty reliable director/writer with her romantic comedies like<a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2010/07/sleeping-around.html"> </a><a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2010/07/sleeping-around.html">Sleeping Around</a> and her action comedies like <a href="http://xxxmarkstheplot.blogspot.com/2011/12/operation-tropical-stormy.html">Operation: Tropical Stormy</a>.<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Blind Date</span> continues in that vein and has a good opening sequence to hook you in to the storyline: Kaylani is dancing on top of a car while an apartment burns in the background, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blind Date</span> then flashes back 36 hours to see how things got to this point.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWNxXvEh_Wl6AIQL2ZKaasYr92uXxhYh_xoqMjuZw7o6grHip_AUjLXlzFWS1i8Jbu0vWOpMAVBT5NXk1msWVI39NiOXm1rF3jSXk7XIf89_F4SxgCFuNvjxq25gV7hmJeQdd-Mj36CZM/s1600/couple.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWNxXvEh_Wl6AIQL2ZKaasYr92uXxhYh_xoqMjuZw7o6grHip_AUjLXlzFWS1i8Jbu0vWOpMAVBT5NXk1msWVI39NiOXm1rF3jSXk7XIf89_F4SxgCFuNvjxq25gV7hmJeQdd-Mj36CZM/s320/couple.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705426852996537810" border="0" /></a><br />Of course it doesn't hurt to have a great cast. The leads, Kaylani Lei and Kris Slater, both do an excellent job of carrying the movie. But it's the supporting cast who really shine in<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Blind Date</span>. Barrett Blade, who has become adept at comedy is pretty darn good in the film, but comes in second to Brendon Miller, Kaylani's ex. Brendon gets some of the best lines in<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blind Date</span> and really goes all out with his character. If you don't have some laugh out loud moments with Brendon in this movie, better check for your sense of humor because you have definitely lost it. I should mention that I never could buy Randy Spears as a "redneck". It was so out of character for him I could only think I was just seeing Randy Spears trying (and failing) to act like a redneck during his scenes (<span style="font-style: italic;">and let me tell you...I know redneck....being as I am one!</span>).<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOWx8E_-MTrzT8RcW35nJqAuPQFuPL1X0c1jznRK8nf8keJSV0qkPO2Z5Tmbk42Ranwj8pZWfqMN3LVQZgKlX7b6MYONLj-V5x-SwERqgOHmdndX14bmYQ2N0Rwlh8z1j_D7goRI1NsVU/s1600/brendon.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOWx8E_-MTrzT8RcW35nJqAuPQFuPL1X0c1jznRK8nf8keJSV0qkPO2Z5Tmbk42Ranwj8pZWfqMN3LVQZgKlX7b6MYONLj-V5x-SwERqgOHmdndX14bmYQ2N0Rwlh8z1j_D7goRI1NsVU/s320/brendon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705426804679886178" border="0" /></a><br />The main drawback to <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blind Date</span> is something I have found with all of Stormy's directed films....the sex scenes never generate any on-screen heat between the performers. This falls to one of two reasons I can think of....either Stormy doesn't know how to direct a sex scene (highly doubtful considering the amount of sex scenes she has appeared in over her career) OR my guess is she has been in so many sex scenes that her interest lies more in the storyline than the sex scenes. Even though here at <span style="font-weight: bold;">XXX Marks The Plot</span> I am more interested in the storyline than the sex scenes, I still want to have decent sex scenes in the films I'm watching....after all, we are talking porn here! I'm rating <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blind Date</span> a solid <span style="font-weight: bold;">B</span>.X-Ray Specshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05339892716277197142noreply@blogger.com0