Friday, October 30, 2009

NIGHT of THE GIVING HEAD








Global warming makes holes in the ozone layer, making men's sperm mutate and women who taste it become zombies craving more and if that woman kisses another woman, then she also becomes infected.

What do you get when a director that mostly shoots Gonzo movies tries to do a feature: A director who obviously doesn't understand features and should have stuck with Gonzo.

The movie looks like it was shot on a weekend by a bunch of people that all hung out in one house until their part in the movie came up. It was too brightly lit for a take on Night of the Living Dead, the plot line was weak, the jokes were stale, no one could act, it was poorly edited and on and on.

This movie just made me mad (hell, I'm getting pissed just writing this review)! Not only is Night of the Giving Head bad, but it wasted a great porn title.

My grade D-

Night of the Giving Head starring Nikki Rhodes, Amber Rayne, Veronica Rayne, Claire Dames, Samantha Sin, Kylee Reese, Rucca Page, Caroline Pierce, Rodney Moore and directed by Rodney Moore

4 comments:

T.L Bugg said...

Glad to know I should avoid this one. Usually I'll check out anything with Claire Dames, but she's not really known for her acting skills.

X-Ray Specs said...

Mr Bugg: You know some porn actors are good at acting and some are good at "acting" and a rare few are good at both :-)

Right off the top of my head, I think in the female category: Stormy. In the male category: Randy Spears.

I'm sure there are more that are good at both. Hopefully, you or some other readers will have some thoughts on this.

Night of the Giving Head was such a bad horror/porn movie that tomorrow I will have a post on a good horror/porn movie, so stay tuned, this may be the only time in the past or future history of this blog that I will have 2 posts in 2 days.

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Wow - this sounds like it sucks.

To brighten your mood, I watched Pure, directed by David Aaron Clarke, who I believe predominantly made gonzo before this. And it's really good - look out for a review soon.

X-Ray Specs said...

I'll have to put Pure in my rental line-up. Good to hear that directing Gonzo doesn't spoil everyone from making a good feature.

Looking forward to your review.